Gosh I feel so boring lately….

I hate having a cold. I get them so seldom these days that they really bug me when I have them.

So whine, whine. I’m sick. I feel yucky and unattractive and tired and have tons to do.

And I’m boring.

Did I mention unattractive?

Sorry.

Blah.

(Cough)

[Audience yawns]